5 Hilarious Jokes of Student and Teacher- You must laugh

Joke No.1: China Invented Love

University Teacher: Tell me, who created love?
Arabian Student: Love is a gift from God. Adam loved Eve.
American student: I'm sure that love was invented by China. There is no guarantee or warranty. If you are lucky, it will last a long time.😄😄😄

Joke No.2: I want to help Sophia

Teacher: What is the aim of your life?
Tony: I want to be a doctor to serve the people.
Ronny: I want to be a engineer.

Sophia: I want to be a good mother.

Johnny: I want to help Sophia. 😄😄😄

Joke No.3: My father is a great poet

Literature teacher: Poems are hidden in the folds of girls' bodies. 

Student: Do poets invent poetry from the folds of girls' bodies? 

Literature teacher: Hmm. Poets bring that poem to the pen through imagination. Then from the pen to the sheet of paper.

Student: My father is also a great poet. He discovered poetry in the folds of my mother's body in the middle of the night. And in the morning he sat down to write with a paper pen. However, he invented poetry not in imagination but directly.😄😄😄

Joke No.4: Madam's Breast feeding

Madam: For proper physical growth and mental development, the baby should be breastfed for at least two years.

Johnny: What if someone's mother dies or gets sick before they are two years old? 

Madam: Wet nursing should be done. 

Johnny: What is wet nursing? 

Madam: When a child grows up on the milk of another mother instead of his own mother, it is called wet nursing. 

Johnny: Are you like my mother? 

Madam: Of course, teachers are like parents. 

Johnny: My mother was able to give me milk for one year, you have to give me at least one year of wet nursing.😄😄😄

Joke No.5: Cheaters

Teacher: All of you will be given school batches. That's why you all will bring $10 dollars tomorrow.

All the students said, OK. Johnny thought to himself that teachers had also become cheaters. The school had also started a business. $5 was for batch and another $5 for teachers' tea-breakfast. Johnny returned to home.

Johnny: Mom, I have to pay $20 at school tomorrow to get the batch.

Johnny's mother thought to himself that teachers had also started business at school. She came to Johnny's father.

Johnny's mother: Darling, you have to pay $40 at school tomorrow to get the batch for Johnny.

Johnny's father thought to himself that all the bribe money of that day will go to waste.😄😄😄

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