Teacher: Jhantu, have you completed your home work?
Jhantu: No. Please ask another student. I am not interested to study.
Teacher: What? Why are you here?
Jhantu: To see the fools who study and the fools who teach.
Teacher: How dare you?
Jhantu: A politician needs to be brave. My aim of life is to be a politician. I have already passed politician level class. A political power is mandatory to live like a man in our country.
Teacher: Do you know that to be educated is also necessary for politicians?
Jhantu: I thought you were wise. A politician is necessary to get the chance in education. A politician help me to get admitted in your school. A lobbying of politician is also necessary for getting a good job after completing study.
Teacher: What are you saying?
Jhantu: Our home minister, Kuddus passed class five. I have already passed class five.
Teacher: Why have you admitted in class six?
Jhantu: Due to my family pressure.
Teacher: Now you should be attentive in class.
Jhantu: I can't be attentive in class because I am not interested to study. Please oil your own machine.
Teacher: Non sense. Get out.
Jhantu: You have said exactly as my father says. Actually a teacher is like a father but not mother's husband.
Teacher: I will cancel your studentship.
Jhantu: Please do that. I will be happy too much.
Teacher: I will kill you.
Jhantu: I heared this words from Rahim Uncle when I had proposed to his young girl. I know you also have a lovely girl. Though I have a plan to propose your girl in near future, I didn't propose to her yet. But why are you saying like Rahim uncle before proposing your girl by me?
Teacher: I kill you right now.
Jhantu: Okay Sir. I am going to propose your girl right now.
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