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Wednesday, August 26, 2020

Story of A Bad Man after his death

Story of A Bad Man after his death

There are some peoples who become happy in others' unhappiness. Robert is one of them. He always fond of devilry work. No one is free from his devilry works in the village. Village peoples always avoided him. Once he became very aged. His ability of doing harm of peoples became lesser than earlier. One day he called in all his neighbors in his home. 
He said, "I know that you all hate me. I am very shamed for my bad works in my life. Now I am very aged and sick. I will die soon. Please forgive me. I have a last request to all of you. Will you keep my request?"
The peoples agreed to his request.
Robert explained, "I want to atone for my sins. Don't bury me after my death. Instead, hang my body on a big banyan tree at the crossroads. Without it I have no way of getting forgiveness."
The people complied with his request and returned to their homes. Robert died just a few days later. According to reports, the villagers hung Robert's body at the crossroads. After some time, the police came to know about it. Police took the body for autopsy and a case was filed in the name of everyone in the village.There is no end to the suffering of the people of the village. As much as Robert did while he was alive, he did more harm after he died. The dead devil is in no way inferior to the living devil.

After much harassment and suffering, people were freed from legal complications. Even after all those, peace did not return to the village. New problems arose in the village. This time Robert's spirit frightened many people in the village. No one used to walk at that intersection of roads at night. Fear of the soul made night sleep forbidden. Robert caused as much unrest in the village as he did before he died.

Monday, August 17, 2020

5 Hilarious Jokes of Student and Teacher- You must laugh

5 Hilarious Jokes of Student and Teacher- You must laugh

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Joke No.1: China Invented Love

University Teacher: Tell me, who created love?
Arabian Student: Love is a gift from God. Adam loved Eve.
American student: I'm sure that love was invented by China. There is no guarantee or warranty. If you are lucky, it will last a long time.
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Joke No.2: I want to help Sophia

Teacher: What is the aim of your life?
Tony: I want to be a doctor to serve the people.
Ronny: I want to be a engineer.
Sophia: I want to be a good mother.
Johnny: I want to help Sophia. πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„


Joke No.3: My father is a great poet

Literature teacher: Poems are hidden in the folds of girls' bodies. 
Student: Do poets invent poetry from the folds of girls' bodies? 
Literature teacher: Hmm. Poets bring that poem to the pen through imagination. Then from the pen to the sheet of paper.
Student: My father is also a great poet. He discovered poetry in the folds of my mother's body in the middle of the night. And in the morning he sat down to write with a paper pen. However, he invented poetry not in imagination but directly.πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„


Joke No.4: Madam's Breast feeding

Madam: For proper physical growth and mental development, the baby should be breastfed for at least two years.
Johnny: What if someone's mother dies or gets sick before they are two years old? 
Madam: Wet nursing should be done. 
Johnny: What is wet nursing? 
Madam: When a child grows up on the milk of another mother instead of his own mother, it is called wet nursing. 
Johnny: Are you like my mother? 
Madam: Of course, teachers are like parents. 
Johnny: My mother was able to give me milk for one year, you have to give me at least one year of wet nursing.πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

Joke No.5: Cheaters

Teacher: All of you will be given school batches. That's why you all will bring $10 dollars tomorrow.

All the students said, OK. Johnny thought to himself that teachers had also become cheaters. The school had also started a business. $5 was for batch and another $5 for teachers' tea-breakfast. Johnny returned to home.

Johnny: Mom, I have to pay $20 at school tomorrow to get the batch.

Johnny's mother thought to himself that teachers had also started business at school. She came to Johnny's father.

Johnny's mother: Darling, you have to pay $40 at school tomorrow to get the batch for Johnny.

Johnny's father thought to himself that all the bribe money of that day will go to waste.
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Saturday, August 15, 2020

Teacher and Student Educational Story - "How To Remember Studies"

Teacher and Student Educational Story - "How To Remember Studies"

A short story "You can remember your studies" 

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A boy went to a famous teacher to learn. The boy claimed that he did not remember his studies and that his brain was very weak. "Einstein didn't start talking at the age of four. The teacher called Einstein a fool at school. I think your childhood is smarter than Einstein's. No problem. Concentrate on your studies and work hard," the teacher replied.
The teacher suggested that he could get a marble stone after finishing each lesson. There were three types of marble stones - GOOD, BETTER and BEST. The GOOD marble stone was very simple and colorless; The BETTER marble stones were light bright, slightly colorful and attractive; The BEST marble stones were most bright, colorful and attractive. The next day, the boy came to the teacher and finished his studies. After finishing the lesson, the teacher asked him how the lesson was. The teacher gave him three options - the good, the better and the best. "Today's lessons are better," the boy replied. The teacher gave him a BETTER marble stone. The boy returned to his home with the marble and saved it. From then on, the boy finished each lesson and got a marble stone. According to his opinion after the lesson he got different types of marble stones.

Six months later, the teacher asked the boy about the number of preserved marble stones. The boy said that he had 3 BEST marble stones, 4-5 BETTER marble stones and an unknown number of GOOD marble stones. "Why can't you remember the number of GOOD marble stones but the others?" The teacher replied. The boy said, "I don't remember. My memory is weak."
The teacher said, "You didn't say it right. I'm sure your brain is functional enough because you said the number of the BEST marble stones correctly. The BEST marble stone was very interesting to you; Your brain has absorbed it very well and stored it for a long time. BETTER marble stones were less attractive than the BEST marble stones; Your brain has taken it somewhat better which is neither long term nor short term. It takes a lot of effort for the brain to memorize less interesting lessons like less attractive marble stones. They should be taken care of regularly.You need to read, write, talk to them, play with them, and practice regularly. Only then they will be permanently stored in memory. Remember, if you don't take care of interesting lessons regularly, it can get lost in your memory over time. Your brain, like Einstein's, has about 100 billion neurons. He became the father of modern physics. You too can win in life."

Thursday, August 6, 2020

Just as a sin can lead to hell, so a good deed can lead to paradise- A Cool Story to Change Life

Just as a sin can lead to hell, so a good deed can lead to paradise- A Cool Story to Change Life

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One day a beloved angel of Allah(God) came to God.

Angel: O God, You are the Greatest, the All-Wise, whatever you do for good. I have a curiosity about a subject. Can I ask you?

God: You are one of my dearest angels. You must say. What do you want to know?

Angel: O God, I have seen a very sinful person rejoicing in the infinite joy of Paradise. If you see me wrong, Lord, forgive me for your name. It is not possible to understand such a difficult calculation with my little knowledge.

God: O my beloved creation, you have observed the truth. There is no sin in the world that the person did not commit. Everyone trembled with fear when they heard his name. He killed a hundred people in its lifetime. But he was blessed by God before he killed one hundred and one people. As he was leaving the house to kill a person, he saw an almost dead dog scurrying along the way. His stone-like heart suddenly softened a little. The dog was extremely hungry. For a few days, not even a drop of water was poured on his stomach. The man was kind to the dog and saved the dog's life with food and water. The dog was pleased with the man and prayed to God with all his heart. God accepted the dog's prayer and removed the sinner's ignorance with God's mercy. The man returned home, raised his hands to God, and repented. He did not kill anyone else in the next life and led a good life. He would kill the sinful rich man, take away his wealth, enjoy it himself, and help the helpless. He killed one hundred people in his first fifty years of life. I, God, by my absolute forgiveness, reduced his fifty years of sin by ten percent and ordained Hell for five years. Today, his five years of hard life are over. From today, he will be in Paradise of absolute happiness.


Hearing the details from God, the angel wept and prostrated himself before God.

About five hundred years passed after that. The same angel appeared to God again with a new query.

Angel: Today I see a very pious person burning in the flames of Hell. O Almighty, how is this possible?

God: Then listen carefully. That person was very devout. He never missed a single prayer, he observed every fast properly. He called people to the path of God and tried to bring the misguided back to the right path. He was one of my favorite servants. Nevertheless, one day his behavior proves how inhuman he is. That day a hungry mad man begged for some food in his home.
However, in spite of his ability, he did not help her. Instead, seeing the dirty clothes on the body of the mad man he drove him away. That mad man was none other than my favorite angel Gabriel. Gabriel went to deliver my blessing that day. However, the man became so ignorant that he returned God's mercy.
From that day onward, his prayers and fasting have not reached the court of God. God nailed ignorance in his heart. His sins only were recorded.
Since he had passed fifty full years of his first life in right path, I kept the absolute bliss of Paradise for five hundred years after his death by multiplying fifty by ten. Today he marks the five hundred years of Paradise life. So from today he will continue to burn in the fire of hell.

At last, the angel understood the word of God. The angel said, "Lord, it is very difficult to understand your greatness, you are the great judge."

Wednesday, August 5, 2020

Trump rules the world and I rule Trump-Jokes

Trump rules the world and I rule Trump-Jokes

A Funny Joke About Trump
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One day, Melania Trump was giving an interview in Fake TV....

Presenter: You are the wife of world's most powerful man. What are your feelings about this?
Melania: I feel very proud. But I don't understand why people treat him as most powerful. He is weakest man to me. I stay above him and he stay under me.
Presenter: Could you explain a little.
Melania: Most of the time, he is scared by bad dream and wake me up. He stays under me for fear of bad dream.
Presenter: Oh well. Who is the most powerful person in your opinion?
Melania: Trump rules the world and I rule Trump. Do you not understand who is the most powerful person? πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

Tuesday, August 4, 2020

Are two-legged animals more brutal than four-legged animals?

Are two-legged animals more brutal than four-legged animals?

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King king! You are the protector of the jungle. I didn't visit you before. Today I come here to say something from deep in my heart. For a long since our ancestors had been living in the jungle with much happiness, enough food and good shelter. They were only afraid of lions like you and Tiger uncles. For a long time we have been experiencing our food shortages. There are shortages of grass, nuts, fruits and other plants as deforestation occurred heavily by two-legged animals. We don't get oxygen enough. We have lack of shelter by which we can save us from any danger. Now natural disaster are coming frequently. Our reproductive health is not in good condition. I became pregnant after a hard try of my husband and me. During my pregnancy, I didn't get nutritious balanced food. That's why my both babies were malnourished. I failed to provide them other foods beside breast milk. They remained malnourished. At its eighth months of age my younger baby had been died. My another one baby became everything of my life. It couldn't ran fast as other healthy deer. As running is the greatest tool to save ourselves in danger. I was always depressed for it. I had learnt from generation to generation that our worst enemy is four-legged brutal animals like you. Last Friday, a two-legged animal shoot at my weak baby and took him out of the jungle. I was just crying but nothing to do. I have lost everything of my life. I also lost my husband about two months ago. A tiger hunted my husband. I overcome that lose as its our regular bad luck. Its usual that plants live on air, water and sunlight; we deer live on different plants; lion and tiger live on deer and other animals. King, I knew you were the tertiary eater. Now I see two-legged animals also live on us. They cut trees, the best friend for all and disorganize natural environment. They may also experience food shortages and bring their life in threat. I think they are not much wise like you. If living environment become unfriendly, green grass and plants will not grow well. Then herbivorous animals like us become vulnerable. Ultimately you and your generation might experience food insecurity. However, If a lion or tiger ate my baby, I would see the death body in front of me for last time. I might took it as my bad luck. But the two-legged animal brought my baby alive. I don't know what is happening with my baby. For this, my life is full of mental depression. If they ate my baby in front of me, I would try to forget my pain gradually. As you are the all in all, I want your help.


Oh my dear friend, you have truly detected our big problem. Though I am the king of this jungle but the two-legged animals are the king of the universe. They are greatest for their brain. They are wise enough but make some mistakes. I also helpless like you. The two-legged animals not only eat you and us, but also engulf everything of the earth. We all are vulnerable now. There is nothing to do from my side. They have already destroyed one third of earth forest for their development. They already engulf every natural resources. They don't introduce themselves as animal like us. They introduce themselves as human. The two-legged animals always treated them as the best creature of Allah. I think they are the worst animal in the earth. A two-legged animal may kill another two-legged animal just for a little interest. Be patient and wait. Only nature can teach them.
Jhantu want to be a Politician

Jhantu want to be a Politician

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Teacher: Jhantu, have you completed your home work?
Jhantu: No. Please ask another student. I am not interested to study.
Teacher: What? Why are you here?
Jhantu: To see the fools who study and the fools who teach.
Teacher: How dare you?
Jhantu: A politician needs to be brave. My aim of life is to be a politician. I have already passed politician level class. A political power is mandatory to live like a man in our country.
Teacher: Do you know that to be educated is also necessary for politicians?
Jhantu: I thought you were wise. A politician is necessary to get the chance in education. A politician help me to get admitted in your school. A lobbying of politician is also necessary for getting a good job after completing study.
Teacher: What are you saying?
Jhantu: Our home minister, Kuddus passed class five. I have already passed class five.
Teacher: Why have you admitted in class six?
Jhantu: Due to my family pressure.
Teacher: Now you should be attentive in class.
Jhantu: I can't be attentive in class because I am not interested to study. Please oil your own machine.
Teacher: Non sense. Get out.
Jhantu: You have said exactly as my father says. Actually a teacher is like a father but not mother's husband.
Teacher: I will cancel your studentship.
Jhantu: Please do that. I will be happy too much.
Teacher: I will kill you.
Jhantu: I heared this words from Rahim Uncle when I had proposed to his young girl. I know you also have a lovely girl. Though I have a plan to propose your girl in near future, I didn't propose to her yet. But why are you saying like Rahim uncle before proposing your girl by me?
Teacher: I kill you right now.
Jhantu: Okay Sir. I am going to propose your girl right now.